Written by Kinky Friedman
verse 1 G C Time to resign from the human race D C G Wipe those tears from your lovely face G C Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red cabooseverse 2 G C Before you go I wish you'd come D C G Before you leave wish you'd love me some. G C I'll give you all of the dreams you can useD G Before all hell breaks loose.Solo G C D C G G C D G verse 3 G C Now I know what the gypsy meant D C G When he told me I'd never be President. G C He said, Adopt a Korean, kill you a mooseD G Before all hell breaks loose. All right!verse 4 G C You poked fun at my cowboy shoes, D C G You said they looked just like big canoes. G C Now it's time for the chosen ones to chooseD G Before all hell breaks loose.Verse 5 G C Turn out the lights, honey, turn on the news D C G God save the Queen and the kangaroos G C And what kind of rubbers did Joseph useD G Before all hell breaks loose.Verse 6 G C Time to resign from the human race, D C G Wipe those tears from your lovely face. G C Baby, wave to the man in the ol' red cabooseD G Before all hell broke loose.D G Before all hell breaks loose.