Xxl 2

	  		
Intro: G7  

Verse 
G7 
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me 
                               
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me 
C7 
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head 
               G7                 
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said 
           D7                                   
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell 
G    NC                                       F 
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L 

G7  
  
Verse 
G7 
By the second grade I was five foot two 
                             
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe 
C7 
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall 
                   G7                          
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football 
      D7                              
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL 
G    NC                                       B 
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L 

C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
          G7 
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell 
C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
       G7 (ring out)                                 F 
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held 
G                                 F 
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
 

Verse 
G7 
Country cuties in Texas  string bikinis in Florida 
                            
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California  
    C7 
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold 
         G7 
They want a real man with meat on his bones 
     D7                          
I'll yank their yankees  ring their southern bells 
          G   NC                         B 
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L 
 
C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
          G7 
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell 
C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
       G7 (ring out)                                 F 
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held 
G                                 F 
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L 


Guitar solo  
G7  C7  G7  D7  G7 
 
C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
          G7 
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell 
C7 
Double X-L  double X-L 
       G7 (ring out)                                 F 
I'm a lean  mean love machine that likes to be held 
G                                 F 
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L 

Solo 
           D7 
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself 
       G7 (ring out)                F     
Why all the girls love a double X-L 
G    NC                          F        
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L 


Outro