The Ass And The Hole

	  		Cap II Fret 
 
  
This (G) modern (C) age we (G) live in         
It's (C) hard to figure out     
Is any(G)body (C) out there (G) talkin        
Has a (D) clue what they're (G) talking a(D)bout         
There's (G) twisted trends and psychic friends and (C) tabloid UFOs                        
The wisest man with the (G) best laid plans might 
(D) still say (D7) I don't (G) know               
What do (D) you think?  I say well.... 
 
They (C) must not be that different      
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground 
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found         
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they        
got it (Em) down      
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in        
the (G) ground 
 
(G) Politics and OJ, Every(C)body's heard e(G)nough 
(C) But no amount of (G) talking can change a (C) mind that's been made (D) up 
We got (G) Presidential pillow talk, they (C) know just what to (G) say 
(C) Whatever side you're on, one thing's for (D) certain either (G) way 
 
They (C) must not be that different      
The (D) ass and the (C) hole in the (G) ground 
(C) They often are mis(G)taken for (D) each other I have found         
Oh and (C) life rewards the (G) ones who try un(D)til they        
got it (Em) down      
The (C) difference be(G)tween (D) the ass and the (D7) hole in        
the (G) ground 
  
In the (F#) morning paper, in the (B) evening news 
It (F#) seems so easy to (B) tell  
When the (E) Lord looks down on the (A) things we do 
He (G) might get angry and he might say (E) well   
They (D) must not be that (A) different 
 
Solo   
 
(D) Life rewards the (A) ones who try un(E)til they got it (F#m) down     
The (D) difference be(A)tween the (E) ass the hole, 
(D) (A) Yeah their (E) ass and a (D) hole (A) 
The (E) ass and the hole in the (A) ground