My Inlaws Are Outlaws

	  		Intro - G - D - A - D 
 
(verse 1) 
D 
My inlaws are outlaws, so I stay on my toes, 
A                            G              D 
Cause anything could happen, anything could go, 
D 
I have to lock up my old tool box, 
              Cadd9     G 
And hide all my fishin gear, 
                       D 
Cause my inlaws are outlaws, 
         A            D 
If they ain't wanted here, 
 
 
(chorus) 
   A 
She may not be like Bonnie, 
       G               D 
And he ain't exactly Clyde, 
    E 
They don't carry Tommy Guns, 
     A                   A B C# D<--walk) 
But tote big pocket knives, 
D                          
I don't turn my back for nothin, 
           G                 E 
No there's nothin for me to fear, 
   G             D 
My inlaws are outlaws, 
          A            D 
But they ain't wanted here, 
 
 
(verse 2) 
I call 'em mom and dad, and they both call me son, 
I'd like to call 'em lots of things, 
But I just bite my tongue, 
We say we love each other, 
But Lord knows we ain't sincere, 
Cause my inlaws are outlaws, 
But they ain't wanted here, 
 
(chorus) 
     A 
Cause he drinks all my whiskey, 
    G                   D 
And she drinks all the wine, 
    E 
They tell us how to raise our kids, 
     A                   A B C# D<--walk>    
While there's are doin time, 
D 
They've worn out their welcome, 
     G                 E 
In my favorite easy chair, 
   G             D 
My inlaws are outlaws, 
          A            D 
But they ain't wanted here, 
 
 
D 
Yea I bet no one would miss 'em, 
   G                        E 
If they just happen to disappear, 
   G             D 
My inlaws are outlaws, 
          A            D  -A B C#- 
But they ain't wanted here, 
       G             D 
Yea, my inlaws are outlaws, 
          A            D 
But they ain't wanted here,