Illegal Alian

	  		Intro(which is like the chorus) 
 
Bb  Eb | Bb  Eb F|   x4 
 
Lyric 
G          D           Bb          F 
Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good 
                      C           Cm          Bb 
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes 
G           D            Bb          F 
The sun was shining so I head for the park 
                     C        Cm           Bb 
With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes 
 
I got a cousin, and sge got a friend 
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help 
At his apartment, I knock on the door 
He wouldn't come out until he got paid 
 
Pre-chorus 
    Bb    Eb       Bb    Eb   Bb    Eb 
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do 
    Bb    Eb   Bb  Eb                   Eb            Bb      Eb 
If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through 
Bb      Eb    Bb Eb   F  Bb     Eb   Bb  Eb  F 
Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien     (X2 or however many you feel like)
 
Down at the office had to fill out the forms 
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose 
Up to the counter to see what they think, they said, 
"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink" 
 
I don't trust anybody, least not around here 
(Chorus) 
 
Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo) 
Bb (2 bars)  Ab(2 bars) 
           An illegal alien, OK 
Bridge (background chords)  whole phrase x2 
G(no 3rd)  2 bars   G/C(no 3)  2 bars  G/Eb(no 3) 1 bar 
G/D(no 3)  G/F(no 3)  half bar each 
 
D             G 
Consideration for your fellow man 
          C             D7sus4 
Would not hurt anybody, sure fits in with my plan 
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand 
 
there's a bit where the chords are Bm | Em  |D  |A  |  x2 
 
then back to pre-chorus and chorus. Lyrics I left out can be found 
at uwp among other places. 
 
Chris King  a.k.a. [email protected] 
 
"why me?"