Put Your Big Toe In The Milk Of Human Kindness

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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness 
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Have you ever seen the like of this mankind? 
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If a boy or girl is cute, we simply shoot to starry heights 
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Any maybe, any might 

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But always so capricious, in the face of wonder we're suspicious 
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And though we came from frogs and fishes 
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Our taste is far from fine 
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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness 

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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness 
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Have you ever seen the like of this mankind? 
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You take the Himalayas, you'll take Manhattan's finest mountain top 
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He wouldn't change his whiskey sour for any bitter crop 

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But always so contrary, from father Christmas to the Virgin Mary 
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And though the moments of belief 
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Fly by before you find if you'd just unhand your mind 
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Put your big toe in the milk of human kindness