Ive Got A Dream Ukulele

	  		
Intro: E  B7 E  B7 


       E 
I'm malicious mean and scary 
    A 
My sneer could curdle dairy 
     C#m7             F#9                B7 
And violence-wise my hands are not the cleanest 
     E 
But despite my evil look 
E7/G#    A           A#dim7 
And my temper and my hook 
      G7              F#m7    B      E 
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist 
         G#m                             C#m 
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart 
F#                              C7#        B7 
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam 
          E                      E7/G# 
Yep I'd rather be called deadly 
         A              A#dim7 
For my killer show-tune medley 

Thank you 
       G7       C#7   F#m 
Cause way down deep inside 
      B7     E 
I've got a dream 


             A 
He's got a dream 
             E 
He's got a dream 


       G#m                 C#m          F#m 
See I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem 
         E 
Though I do like breaking femurs 
E/G#      A                F#/A# 
You can count me with the dreamers 
      G7  C#7  F#m7 
Like everybody else 
      B      E 
I've got a dream 


F#m  E/G#  A  B  E  F#  Bsus  B 



           E 
I've got scars and lumps and bruises 
       A 
Plus something here that oozes 
    C#m7           F#9           B 
And let's not even mention my complexion 
      E              E7/G# 
But despite my extra toes 
        A             F#/A# 
And my goiter and my nose 
   G7    C#7     F#m    B7      E 
I really want to make a love connection 
           G#m                         C#m 
Can't you see me with a special little lady 
F#                             C7#    B7 
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream 
           E 
Though I'm one disgusting blighter 
E7/G#   A           A#dim7 
I'm a lover not a fighter - 
       G7       C#7   F#m7 
Cause way down deep inside 
     B        E      E7 
I've got a dream 
             A 
I've got a dream 
He's got a dream 
             E 
I've got a dream 
He's got a dream 


       G#m          C#m                 F#m7    B7 
And I know one day romance will reign supreme 
           E 
Though my face leaves people screaming 
           A                A#dim7 
There's a child behind it dreaming - 
     G7   C#7  F#m7 
Like everybody else 
     B       E 
I've got a dream 


G#m                               A 
Tor would like to quit and be a florist 
E             F#m   B   E 
Gunther does interior design 
G#m 
Ulf is into mime 
          C#m 
Attila's cupcakes are sublime 
F#7 
Bruiser knits 
Killer sews 
Fang does little puppet shows 
                            C#m7   B7/D# 
And Vladimir collects ceramic unicorns 


        E 
I have dreams like you -- no really 
      A 
Just much less touchy-feely 
      C#m7           F#9 
They mainly happen somewhere 
         B7 
warm and sunny 
      E      F/Eb   F#/D 
On an island that I own 
G#/C#        A   Bb/E  B/E  A#dim7 
Tanned and rested and alone 
     G7    C#7  F#m7    B         E 
Surrounded by enormous piles of money 
             A 
I've got a dream 
She's got a dream 
             E 
I've got a dream 
She's got a dream 


        G#m            C#m 
I just want to see the floating 
          F#m7   B7 
lanterns gleam 

Yeahh! 
          E 
And with every passing hour 
E/G#    A             F#/A# 
I'm so glad I left my tower - 
     G7      C#7    F#m7 
Like all you lovely folks 
   B         E    E7 
I've got a dream 


              A 
She's got a dream 
He's got a dream 
               E 
They've got a dream 
We've got a dream 
        G#m 
So our diff 'rences ain't 
C#m         F#m7 
really that extreme 
               B7 
We're one big team 
          E 
Call us brutal - 
Sick - 
  E7 
Sadistic - 
E7/G#     A        A#dim7 
And grotesquely optimistic 


      G7         C#7   F#m7 
Cause way down deep inside 
      G      C#m 
We've got a dream 
I've got a dream 


            C#m/B 
I've got a dream 
I've got a dream 
            A#m7 
I've got a dream 
I've got a dream 


            F# 
I've got a dream 
F#  E/B 
Yes way down deep 
   A/B       B7     E       F#m E/G#  A  B7  E 
inside I've got a dream 

Yeahh!