My Greatest Invention

	  		
Intro: Dm G Dm G x2 

verse 1 
A			D 
I wonder where you are right now 
F#m 		A 
I guess I always do 
Bm		   F#m 
People mention you all the time 
B			D 
Without me asking them to 
A			D 
I take the dirt they give me 
F#m 		A 
I put it in the books 
Bm		F#m 
I smear around the memories 
B		D 
Until I like how it looks 
Bm		F#m 
I get a taste for everything 
Bm		E 
Then I swallow the hook 


A			D 
You are the life of the party 
Bm			E 
Even when you didn't attend 
A			D 
I would get lost telling stories 
Bm			             E 
But I'd always have to change up the end 
D			A 
I'd complete the collection 
Bm		A 
Of my favorite reflections 
D		C#m 
With an all out rejection 
C#	F#m		E		Dm 	G 
Of our true imperfections 
			A 
You were my greatest invention 



verse 2 
A			     D 
It's getting hard to keep in order 
F#m		  	 A 
My different versions of you 
Bm				F#m 
Which one's just an answer to a question? 
B			D 
Which one is actually true? 
A			D 
You can turn a second inside out 
F#m			A 
And end up with an eternity 
Bm			F#m 
But to polish up a diamond 
B			D 
You have to clear some debris 
Bm			F#m 
It doesn't work for everyone 
Bm			E 
But it works for me 


A			D 
You are the life of the party 
Bm			E 
Even when you didn't attend 
A			D 
I would get lost telling stories 
Bm			E 
But I'd always have to change up the end 
D			A 
I'd complete the collection 
Bm		A 
Of my favorite reflections 
D		C#m 
With an all out rejection 
C#	F#m		E	Dm 	G 
Of our true imperfections 
			A 
You were my greatest invention 



A			D 
You are the life of the party 
Bm			E 
Even when you didn't attend 
A			D 
I would get lost telling stories 
Bm			E 
But I'd always have to change up the end 
D			A 
I'd complete the collection 
Bm		A 
Of my favorite reflections 
D		C#m 
With an all out rejection 
C#	F#m		E	Dm 	G 
Of our true imperfections 
			A	Dm 	G 
You were my greatest invention 
			A	Dm 	G 
You were my greatest invention 
A			D 
I wonder where you are right now 
F#m	E	   A 
I guess I always do