Written by Adam Schlesinger / Steven M
D The smell of water, kids screaming with joy G A I've hated crap like that since I was a boy D While everyone was laughing and having so much fun G A I would mutter "This sucks" till the day was done G I detested most stuff and I still do A D You see, I hate everything but you A I hate the feeling of the sun when it hits my skin G D I don't like bands with a guy on mandolin A I hate when people post their pictures with the hashtag "mood" G D I hate when people call blueberries a superfood Bm I hate when someone says, "Oooh, it's magic hour!" G Or when people actually stop and smell a flower A I hate white women who call their engagement rings "bling" Oh yes, I hate everything D But you More examples! A I hate guys who read magazines devoted to golf G D Hate Frisbee golf, and when people call Frisbee golf "frolf" A I hate when people ask me if I'd ever get a tattoo G D Hate combination conditioner and shampoo Bm I hate doing The Wave at a baseball game G I hate couples with a cutesy couple name A I hate when someone says a joke and someone else says, "Zing!" Oh yes, I hate everything D But you G A 'Cause when I look into your eyes and I see you smile Bm D When you laugh at yourself and we talk for a while G Just for a moment I forget A How much I hate it when people say, "Gotta jet!" Even more examples! G I hate it when people say they're going "off the grid" D Or when someone calls their baseball cap their "lid" G I hate models who just happen to date quarterbacks D I hate grown men who always quote Caddyshack G D I hate the phrase "Love conquers all," and I hate that it's true Bm D 'Cause I want to not hate things when I'm with you G D You love so many things and you have so much fun A It makes me wish my hating days were done G A D And there's one thing I want you to know: G* A* D* I'll always hate guys who name their cars