Intro: D G (x4) D I came staggerin' in, in the middle of the night G I got my alibi sewed up nice and tight D Cracked the bedroom door, I tried to keep it from squeakin' G 'Cause I know there's a wildcat in there sleepin' D G But the light was on and the bed was made D G There's a dear john written on the pillow caseSolo D G D G D Oh yeah, I woke up this mornin' in a terrible mess G I had the telephone ringin' and her cat on my chest D I'm wipin' the sleep out of my bloodshot eyes G Oh, it's gotta be her callin' to apologize D G She must be feelin' bad 'cause she done me wrong D G Then I, I pushed the button on a Code-A-PhoneD She said, I've gone to the Bahamas, I've had it with the drama G Time to get out of town, I'm just slowin' you down D A She said, I found somebody that likes the things that you used to D Yeah, and he's got a lot of money, we're goin' where it's sunny G E And baby, he's a looker too D A She said, it was a chance of a lifetime what was I supposed to doSolo E E A A E E G A Bridge D Oh, and I got the stereo and she got the music G G#dim Yeah, and I got this washer but I don't know how to use itD She said, I've gone to the Bahamas, I've had it with the drama G Time to get out of town, I'm just slowin' you down D A She said, I found somebody that likes the things that you used to D Yeah, and he's got a lot of money, we're goin' where it's sunny G E And baby, he's a looker too D A D D She said, it was a chance of a lifetime what was I supposed to doOutro D A D G Oh yeah, it was a chance of a lifetime what was I supposed to do A D Maybe, you can come get this catD She said, I've gone to the Bahamas, I've had it with the drama G Time to get out of town, I'm just slowin' you down D A She said, I found somebody that likes the things that you used to D Yeah, and he's got a lot of money, we're goin' where it's sunny G E And baby, he's a looker too D A She said, it was a chance of a lifetime what was I supposed to do