Verse 1:
F
Caught you
Am C
Sniffing my boxers
F
Who the fuck does that
Am C
At Red Lobster?
F
Creepy
Am C
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
F
That's how your finger
Am C
Felt in my ass
F
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
F Dm Am C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl 
F Dm Am C (2x)
Verse 2:
F
The way
Am C
Your kisses tasted
F
Skeeve me the hell out
Am C
Like shitting naked
F
Why would
Am C
I wanna stay friends?
F
Rather get raped by
Am C
Clowns again
F
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
F Dm Am C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl
F
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
C
A bunch of villagers carrying torches
F Dm Am C
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again
F Dm
I rub the lotion on the skin
Am C
Or else I get the hose again...
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