Catatonic Skinbag

	  		verse 1 
Am          Em 
What a rare occasion 
 Bm      C           G 
Dinner alone was a crime 
 Am             Em 
Until a strange sensation 
        Bm         C             G 
When I asked if I could be your guy 
 Am                  Em 
I never said it'd be easy 
        Bm    C             G 
I'm the last man I'd ever date 
 Am            Em 
Always tired, lacking desire 
    Bm     C                 G 
To feel enough to start the day 

 G      Am  Em      Bm         C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 


verse 2 
 Am            Em 
Living can be simple 
       Bm   C                  G 
If you try your best to never try 
Am            Em 
What a lucky devil 
     Bm         C              G 
Who reaps but never does his time 
 Am               Em 
And everybody's happy 
      Bm          C               G 
When you're the victim, I'm the crime 
 Am                   Em 
Who could fail, it's easy as braille 
Bm           C                G 
If you just read between the lines 

 G      Am  Em      Bm         C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G      Am  Em      Bm        C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G      Am  Em      Bm         C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 


Bridge 
 D           Em 
January has come 
       C         Bm 
But I wish he'd knock 
  C                     G           D           Em             C 
If I liked to spend my evenings in darkness I'd go to betting shop 
 D                 Em 
And put it all on red 
      C             Bm 
And crawl back into bed 
 C             G           D 
Find a series brainlessly easy 
     Em                        C 
And drink 'til I've a lolling head 
 D             Em 
Melt away in sheets 
 C                 Bm 
Warm from all the sweat 
  C                G         D 
Dream I'm famous, wake up shameless 
 Em                       C 
And sore from a night of regret 
 C     D 
Ah-h, fuck 
 
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
 G     Am  Em        Bm        C           G Am Em 
What a drag, he's a catatonic skinbag 
  Bm       C         G Am Em 
Catatonic skinbag, 
  Bm       C 
catatonic skinbag