Written by Barrett Wilbert Weed
Intro Em C Em C Em C G Christmas is so freaking annoying Am C B The ornaments and cards are all so fake Em C G Candy canes all taste like ten-year-old toothpaste Am C B And gingerbread gives me a raging stomachache Em C G The carols are so stale and relentless Am C B They carry through the air like the smell of something bad C D But the one thing I look forward to G F Em This time of year C D# G A Is spending Christmas with my dad C D# C Em C Spending Christmas with my dad ( Em E ) Em C G He comes in with his arms full of presents Am C B B7 His smile is wide and his hair is full of snow Em C G He pulls out a guitar and lays down a classic bar Am C Em G D Of an underrated song from long ago Em C G And when he sings my heart flies wide open Am C B I'm happy and, I guess, a little sad C D G E Cause he doesn't visit me, no I just watch him on TV C D# G That's how I spend Christmas with my dad A C D# Merry Christmas, Daddy! G That's Christmas with my dad C G I've DVRed his shows since I was nine C5 G I memorized each song and every line A When Mom's not home, I turn them on and revel in the sound C Cm D B It's what the house would be like if Dad had stayed around C Cm G I'd ask him bout the cities that he toured C Cm G He'd show me how to play a 7th Chord A It sucks to only know your dad from specials on TV C Cm B I wish he thought I was as special as his specials are to me ( Em C Em C ) G Christmas is so freaking depressing Am C B Commercialism, suicides, and snow Em C G Mom goes on defense, and Bob's just kind of dense Am C B They're the only family that I know Em C G But tomorrow when I turn on the TV Am C B7 I'll see the family that I could've had C D G F E It's the one thing I look forward to this time of year C D# G Spending Christmas with my dad A Bm Merry Christmas, Daddy! Em B Maybe one day he will be on this side of the TV G A We'll make fun of the carolers and burn down the tree C D F E And that's the greatest present there could ever be C D# Em Dad spending Christmas with me A C Won't you be there, Daddy? D# F Em Spend your Christmas with me! Final C E