Written by Michael Farrell/Alanis Morissette
Intro: Dm C F Bb C F C Dm C F C These are the reasons I drink Bb C F C The reasons I tell everybody I'm fine even though I am not Dm C F These are the reasons I overdo it C Bb C F C I have been working since I can remember, since I was single digits Dm C F C Now, even though I've been busted Bb C I don't know where to draw the line 'cause that groove has gotten F Bb So deep C Dm Bb F And nothing can give reprieve like they do C Dm Bb Nothing can give a break for this soldier like they do Dm Bb Here we are F C Dm Bb F C I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh Dm Bb One more hit F C Dm Bb F C It feels so helpful in my need for respite oh oh oh oh Dm Bb F C Ohoh - oh - oh - oh Dm C F And here are the reasons I eat C Bb C F C Reasons I feel everything so deeply when I'm not medicated Dm C F C And so that's it, I am buying a Lamborghini Bb C F Bb To make up for these habits, to survive this sick industry C Dm Bb F Nothing can give reprieve like they do C Dm Bb Nothing can give me a break from this torture like they do Dm Bb Here we are F C Dm Bb F C I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh Dm Bb One more sip F C Dm Bb F C It feels so helpful in my need for some long overdue respite Dm Bb F C Ohoh - oh - oh - oh Dm C Bb F C And these are the reasons I don't even think I would quit Dm C Bb F C And these are the reasons I can't even see straight and Dm C Bb F And these are the ones whom I know it so deeply affects Bb C And I am left wondering how I would function without it Dm Bb Here we are F C Dm Bb F C I feel such rapture and my comfort is so strong oh oh oh oh Dm Bb One more rip F C Dm Bb F C I go from one lilipad to another to stay lit Dm Bb F C Ohoh - oh - oh - oh Dm Bb F C Ohoh - oh - oh - oh Dm Bb F C Ohoh - oh - oh - oh Dm Bb F Ohoh - oh - oh - oh