Whip In My Valise

	  		
Intro: G E A (3x)  G E 

G        E                A   
When I met you, you were just sixteen 
Pulling the wings off the flies 
When an old lady got hit by a truck 
I saw the wicked gleam in your eyes 
D                   A 
Your sadistic suits my masochistic 
           C 
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah 

G           E         A 
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
G         E 
Who taught you? 

Describe the special punishment room 
Over my garage 
There's a whipping post, a vertical beam 
You have to be in charge 

I payed a packet for a new straight jacket 
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah 

Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
Who taught you to torture? Who taught ya? 
Who taught you? 

You put my head into the stocks 
And then you, you went to choose a cane 
But hey, your cat has got nine tails 
You like to leave me lame 

I can't thank her, my Sunday spanker 
There's a whip in my valise, oh yeah