She?s The Sorta Sheila For Me

	  		Transcribed by:  "Ian" [email protected] 
 
 
We went and saw Kev live in February 2004? Legend!!!  Go and see him!!!  You?ll be glad ya did!!! 
I?ve transcribed a few of Kev?s songs and most of ?em are pretty easy to work out. 
This one takes a bit longer to work out the words than some of his others but its a goodn. 
They are good fun ta listen to whilst trying to learn them.  Just use easy strum patterns. 
Listen to the song a couple of times? This is a beginner?s song as I am still learning to play a lot of stuff 
but these songs are good at a piss up for a good laugh and of course, upsetting the neighbor?s e.t.c. 
If any one else has any of his songs I?m interested to check out your tabs   [email protected] 
Please excuse any foul language I typed here.  If you don't like bad language then this is NOT a song for you. 
'N neither will any of his other songs. 
 
 
Normal tuning use open chords 
 
Intro: Ax4 
 
Verse 1: 
A 
Well there ain?t many sheilas where I come from 
                               E 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
 
?N? they recon I got the ugliest one 
                               A 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
 
?N? if ya had a dog that looked like that 
      D 
You?d shave its arse ?n? teach it to walk backwards 
        E 
But you couldn?t teach an animal to fuck like that 
                              A 
So she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
 
 
Chorus:   (play this after each verse) 
 
E     A 
Yeah, she?s the sorta sheila for me 
                           E 
She?s the sorta sheila for me 
 
She ain?t no fuckin? oil paintin? but 
                           A 
She?s the sorta sheila for me. 
 
 
Extra verses: 
 
Verse 2: 
Well there?s no politically correct word for fuckin? fat 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
But providing I can get drunk enough 
She?s Elli McPherson when I?m upin ?er 
And even Wayne Kerry wouldn?t bother tryin? to fuck ?er 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me. 
 
Verse 3: 
She?s got B.O. and she?s got bad breath 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
She picks her nose and she?s always fartin? 
Got saggy tits and a saggy arse 
But I tell ya what mate I?m fuckin? laughin? 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
 
Verse 4: 
Yeah, she ain?t to pretty and she ain?t to bright 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe 
But she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
She?s got the uglies and she?s got the stupids 
Mate two short planks look like a computer 
And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ?er 
So she?s the sorta sheila for me.  
 
play chorus twice 
 
End verse:  (use short palm muted strums) 
                  A                 A 
Yeah you know the best bit is she?s deaf ?n? dumb 
            D                    D 
And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub 
       E                           E 
So I?m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was 
 
E                          A (normal strum pattern) 
She?s the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A 
She?s the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A 
She?s the sorta sheila for me. 
E                          A E A 
She?s the sorta sheila for me.