Taco Bell Saga

	  		Intro 

G           D     Em      C 
Fast food greasy taco i love 

( G ) 

Verse 1:
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Nacho bell grande 
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Cheesy gordita 
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I like my nachos like diarrhea 
D              C        G 
Man i really like taco bell 
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I know i can't watch you make my food 
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Drop it on the floor i think it's rude 
D              C         G 
Man i really like taco bell 
      Em 
Whoa ohh 

Em               C          G           D 
Here's to the mexican who makes me my food (me gusta) 
Em              C              G              D 
How is it that i just ate and now i have to poop? 
G            D     Em     C 
Fast food greasy taco i love (I love) 
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Food like this could only come from above! 

Verse 2:

Rob the taco store and ask 'em for a refill 

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Gm 
Hey this is jrizzle 
Cm 
Listen up all y'all 
Eb                   D 
I'm winning tacos just because of this gumball 
Gm 
I put chalupas 
Cm 
Where my mouth is so watch this 
Eb 
I'm the dopest rapper that you 
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Ever messed with 
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Sir, welcome to taco bell 
Eb                     D 
May i take your order? 
Gm                   Cm           Eb    D 
Yeah, can i have a big mac and a pepsi? 
Gm             Cm 
Sir, we don't sell big macs 
Eb                        D 
And some chicken nuggets 
Gm               Cm 
We don't have chicken nuggets either 
Eb     D 
       Serious? 

Verse 3:

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  T-a-c-o     b-e double l 
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  The cashier's name is 
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  Omar vizquel 
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  People always 
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   Persecute me 
C                     D 
  But i know they'll die 
                  G 
From eating chipotle 
G              Em 
How is it that you 
        C 
Could hate 
                    D 
The good old taco bell? 
G                   Em 
And how is it that you 
        C 
Could like 
   D          G 
Chipotle (chipotle) 

Verse 4:

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     C              Am 
We walked into the taco bell 
        C                     Am 
Because i was craving some crunchy shell 
     F                G           C            G 
The man behind the counter said oopah (oopah!) 
    C                Am        G 
And i was flying as high as a kite 
    Am             F 
And i looked up to my delight 
             G        E          Am 
They were having a special on chalupas 
       F 
My chalupa 
       C 
My chalupa 
       F 
My chalupa 
      C G C 
My chalupa 
    C                  Am 
And as you know there was a man 
       C                   Am 
Who preached the truth on rock and sand 
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And jesus won't hold your sins to you 
    C                Am        G 
And we all know he broke the bread 
     F 
But i know that st. peter said 
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That his favorite food was chalupas 
      F 
My chalupa 
      C 
My chalupa 
      F 
My chalupa 
      C G C 
My chalupa 

Verse 5:

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            Beef! 
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            And cheese! 
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    Beef and cheese    yeah! 

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Gm               Cm 
Take that it'll make you fat 
Eb                                D 
We got the stuff that make your booty go 
Gm               Cm 
Beef and cheese! 
            Eb 
Beef and cheese! 
       D 
And lettuce 
Gm              Cm 
Beef and cheese    (slight pause) 
Eb                     D 
Beef and cheese and lettuce 
Gm               Cm 
Beef and cheese beef and cheese 
Eb            D 
Okay!  and lettuce 
Gm               Cm      Eb 
Beef and cheese    oh oh oh oh 
D                   G 
Beef and beef and cheese! (quick strum on G same melody as the intro) 

Verse 6:

G                     G 
Now is the time that we end this song 
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Without tacos life would be wrong 
D              C        G 
Man i really love taco bell 
G                   G 
Michael was right tacos are great 
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If you're real hungry they're open real late 
D             C         G         Em 
Man i really love taco bell  whoa ohh 
Em               C          G           D 
Here's to the mexican who makes me my food (me gusta) 
Em             C               G             D 
How is it that i just ate and now i have to poop? 
G           D     Em     C 
Fast food greasy taco i love (I love) 
G           D         Em              C 
Food like this could only come from above! 

Final 

G            D    Em      C 
Fast food greasy taco i love 
G          D          Em              C 
Food like this could only come from above! 

I'm full!