Rock Paper Scissors

	  		
Intro: Em G D A 
   
   Em 
Later alligator - in a while crocodile 
G 
With a big fat smile coz I'm in denial 
D                                                     A 
Skip skip heart attack oh my god look at that she's found another lair 
Cigarette burns not it's romance turn 
No one gave me warning that this love thing hurts 
Shock shock horror horror spill spill red wine down my shirt 

       F               F 
O-o-o-o-o-oh,       you 
  
 C                           G 
 I no longer wish to fall in love, 
                 Am, F                                G     
 I can tell you I like you very much, 
 And I no longer wish to get married,  
 I can tell you besides you'll be buried 

Flashy fancy face and a big bank balance 
Sip my blood through a golden chalice 
Chase Chase Chase to erase your face 
And now it's tick tock boom 
Boom boom boom realigned my zoom 
Hope she thinks I look well groomed 
Rock Paper Scissors cut cut cut it out of my life 

       F               F 
O-o-o-o-o-oh,       you 

I no longer wish to fall in love  
I can tell you I like you very much  
and I no longer wish to get married  
I can tell you besides you I'll be buried 

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear 
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear 

Thank you very much 

I've got a plan how to get her back  
Strategy, ching chong cha, I smell a rat  
Rock paper scissors scissors cut cut cut  
bang shoot it down 

       F               F 
O-o-o-o-o-oh,       you 

I no longer wish to fall in love,  
I can tell you I like you very much,  
And I no longer wish to get married,  
But how I love, I'd love ot see you buried 

This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear 
This is the saddest, saddest song you'll ever hear 

Thank you very much