Fat Girl

	  		
Intro: B  Db  Gb 

Verse 1:
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I saw her drinking beer, eating peanuts by the bar 

I was pretty desperate, and I knew she had a car 
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She said her name was Debbie, she was a friend of Jenny Creggs 
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She had boobs like watermelons and breathe like rotten eggs 

Verse 2:
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I know you're hungry, I can see it in your eyes 

Cause your looking at me like I'm a side of fries 
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I want to take your chubby ass back to my place 
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And squirt my baby gravy all over your face Yeah!
 


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Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Fat girl, she everything I wanted and more 
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Fat girl, she can't fit through the door 
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Woooooah woooooah 
               B 
Thar she blows 


Verse 3:
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I want to prove to you my feelings are for real 

So I'm going to buy you a million happy meals, yeah 
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I won't joke about your body if you only let me in 
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I want to sink my summer sausage into that double chin Yeah! 

 

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Woooooah woooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Woooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Fat girl...is riding my jock again 
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Fat girl…is snacking on my cock again 


( Db ) 

Eb 
Ouch, don't bite! 

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Bridge:
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My friends keep telling me I must be going blind 

'Cause you got cottage cheese all over your behind, yeah 
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Even though some people point and laugh at us 
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You can kick their ass cause your bigger than a bus 


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Fat girl, I can't believe you're eating again 
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Fat girl, where does your neck begin? 
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Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Fat girl, put my hotdog into your bun 
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Fat girl, you're really really tons of fun 
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Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows 
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Wooooah wooooah!! Thar she blows 

Ab 
You're my fat fat girl 

You know I really love you 

Cause you my fat fat girl 

Ohh! Come here, baby, where are you going?