It Takes A Whole Lotta Liquor To Like Her

	  		
           C 
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
       C                   G 
That?s why I drink all the time  
   G  
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
     G                              C 
When Im liquored up I like her just fine
  
 
 
             C  
She wants to tell me where to go, tell me what to do  
C                           G  
Tell me what to eat and how loud I can chew  
    G  
She even wants to tell me what thoughts I ought to think  
   G                                          C 
It used to drive me crazy till it drove me to drink  
  
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Well she?s such a pretty thing, you?ll think she heaven sent  
She?s course and kind, she likes an argument  
She can yell all day, she can scream all night  
I just sit there and smile as high as a kite  
  
Chorus  
  
This drinkin buddy of mine, he married this girl  
Said she?s she was the meanest woman in the world  
I saw her pretty picture and I said your poking fun  
But then the day I met her I said ?Poor me one ? 
  
Chorus  
  
Bridge: 
         F                  C  
Well you may look down your nose at me  
G                     C  
Think I?m a sorry ole sun of a bee  
    F                        C 
The only way I?m givin up my drinkin glass  
   D                                   G   
If I can find a way to get her off my ?back  
  
Chorus  
 
Acoustic solo 
      F                C   
Put a little brown jug up to my lips  
    D                          G 
I?m saving our love with every sip  
  
Chorus 
 
Chorus 2: 
Well every time when I get sober  
She drives me out of my mind  
It takes a whole lotta liquor to like her  
When I?m liquored up I like her just fine  
 
When I?m Liquored up I like her just fine