Hee Haw - Where Oh Where Are You Tonight

	  		
verse 1 
   D                        G             D 
Remember the night we were goin' to the church dance, 
                                                 E 
And you came and asked me if your lipstick was smeared, 
     D                    G            D 
How you got so mad, cause I told the truth dear, 
                                A            D 
I can't see your lips for your mustache and beard. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone.
 

verse 2 
     D                     G          D 
You said we could save on our fire insurance, 
                                         E 
With fire-crackers placed around our bedroom, 
    D                          G         D 
And if the noise should burst into the flame dear, 
                         A         D 
We'd be awakened by the loud boom boom. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone.
 

verse 3 
     D                     G          D 
You had funny ways there's no doubt about it, 
                                       E 
You let your two feet hang out of the bed, 
     D                    G          D 
And when I asked you the reason you did it, 
                           A            D 
“I don't want cold feet in my bed” you said. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone. 


verse 4 
     D                   G                  D 
You never could see the new styles they're wearing, 
                                              E 
Like women folks walkin' out around in men's pants, 
     D                      G           D 
And you couldn't see grown men wearin' rompers, 
                        A              D 
Instead of Uncles they look more like Aunts. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone.
 

Verse 5 
   D                    G           D 
Remember the night that I couldn't find you, 
                                     E 
For you disappeared right after the ball, 
    D                   G         D 
In case you forgot I'd like to remind you, 
                              A          D 
I found you at Tootsies with old Tom Keyhole. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone. 


Verse 6 
     D                  G            D 
When I told you I had thoughts of retirin', 
                                           E 
When I reached the age of three score and ten, 
     D                     G            D 
You said I'd get tired of rockin' and thinkin', 
                      A          D 
Maybe at eighty I'd start work again. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                     A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone. 


Verse 7 
   D                    G              D 
Remember the night we stopped at the drive-in, 
                                     E 
You twisted my arm and gave me the shakes, 
      D                    G           D 
The waitress I kissed was not really flirtin', 
                        A            D 
I was just playing for much bigger steaks. 

 G                        D 
Where Oh where are you tonight? 
 A                    D         E 
Why did you leave me here all alone? 
   D                              G                     D 
I searched the world over and I thought I'd found true love, 
                      A             D 
You met another and Pfffft you was gone.