Verse C Bb C I'm waiting for my porno to load C Bb C My brain is gonna freakin' explode C Bb C And now, of course, it's time to hit the road A E C Which means I'll be uncomfortable all day Bb C But that really isn't such a change C Bb C If I'm not feeling weird or super strange A E F My life would be in utter disarray F G 'Cause freaking out is my okay F G C Good morning time to start the day!C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, goVerse A G A Should I take a bus or walk instead? A G A I feel my stomach filling up with dread A G A When I get nervous my whole face goes red Dm E Dude, weigh the options calmly and be still A G A A junior on the bus is killer weak A G A But if I walk when I arrive I'm gonna straight up reek A G A And my boxers will be bunchy and my pits will leak Dm E Ugh, God, I wish I had the skill F G C To just be fine and cool and chillC Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, goVerse C Bb C I navigate the dangerous hall C Bb C Focus on a poster there on the wall C Bb C Avoiding any eye contact at all A E C And trying hard to remain unseen C Bb C The poster's closer now, what does it say? C Bb C It's a sign-up for the after-school play C Bb C It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay A E And that's not what I need right now F End scene G I hang a left and there's C Christine... G Christine... Bb Christine... F Christine Canigula C Christine... Verse A G Well, that was smooth A Yeah, that was super pimp A G A My Mac Daddy game couldn't be more limp Dm E F No time to wallow, no, instead, G F Just clear your brain and move ahead G F Accept that you're one of those guys G C Who'll be a virgin 'til he dies F I don't wanna be a baller G C Just want some skills to count on F If my nuts were any smaller G C They would be totally gone F If I continue at this rate G The only thing I'll ever date E Am Is my MacBook Pro hard drive Dm F I don't wanna be Clooney, no, no G I just wanna survive Michael! Verse A Jeremy, my buddy D How's it hanging? G Lunch is banging A Had my sushi, E Got my slushie and more! A The roll was meki maki D And I'm feeling kinda cocky G E 'Cause that girl at Sev' Elev' gave me a generous pour A Oh, I'm listening to Marley D And the groove is sounding gnarly A E And we're almost at the end of this song A Yeah, that was the end D Now tell me friend G How was class? D You look like ass A What's wrong? Verse C Christine... G Christine... Bb Christine... F Christine Canigula C Christine... G Christine... Bb Christine... F Christine Canigula F G Christine Canigula Bridge C I feel my body moving through the air F See my converse walking over there G Take a shaky breath and I prepare F G F Who cares if people think I'm lame F G Christine signed, I'll do the same F G I grab the pen, I write my nameF I don't wanna be a hero G Am Just wanna stay in the line F I'll never be your Rob DeNiro G Am For me Joe Pesci is fine F So I follow my own rules G And I use them as my tools E Am To stay alive Dm F I don't wanna be special, no, no G I just wanna survive C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, goOutro G Am F More than survive! G Am F More than survive! F If this was an apocalypse G I would not need any tips E Am In how to stay alive Dm G But since the zombie army's yet to descend Dm G And the period is going to end Dm F G I'm just trying my best to pass the test and C Survive! Bb C Survive! C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, Go, go C Bb C Bb C-c-c c'mon, c-c-c- c'mon, C Go, go!F I'm never gonna be the cool guy G Am I'm more the one who's left out F Of all the characters at school G Am F I am not the one who the story's about Em A Why can't someone just help me out Dm F And teach me how to thrive Dm G F Help me to more than survive!
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