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C F G Father, father, won't you tell me, what's the meaning of death? C F G I'm only asking because you threatened, to kill the tee-ball reff C F G Father, father, put your dukes up, teach me how to fight C F G And is it true that we only descend from monkeys on my mother's side? C F G And father, father, father, teach me how to tie a fishing line C F G G And how come you and Santa Claus are never in the same room at the dsame damn time?C E Am F Oh I watch you like a shooting star, no matter what you do Dm C G C Oh when I grow up, I wanna be like youVerse 2:
C F G Father, father, won't you get the fuck out of my room C F G I swear to God it wasn't me that Googled the word boobs C F G And father, father, stop asking all my friends if they think I'm gay C F G G I look exactly like you, it's not easy to get laidC E Am F Oh, you watch me like a shooting star, no matter what I do Dm C G C Oh when I grow up, I don't wanna be like youVerse 3:
C F G Father, father, I'm so sorry for all the college exams I've failed C F G But it's 2AM and I'm hammered, I need you to get me out of jail C F G And father, father, I'm gonna be a father, I'm gonna have a son named Billy C F G I didn't follow the golden rule, I didn't wrap my willyC E Am F I'm gonna watch him like a shooting star, no matter what he do Dm C G C Cause when he grows up he's gonna be like me and you
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