The Don't Song

	  		
Intro:

Em    D    C 
mmm... (2nd time) (2x)


1st Verse 

     Em                               D                         C 
You hear the baby screaming but you act like you’re asleep; don’t do it. (Don’t do it) 
 Em                            D                         C 
Laughin' is a no-no when she says, "how do I look?" Don't do it. (That's ridiculous)  
   Am                       G               D 
If she says she spells love T-I-M-E  don't grammatically correct her 
   Am                            G           D 
If she says you both should give 100%, don't tell her that's impossible. (Mathematically) 




 C      G      D 
Don't. Don't. Don't. 
 C                    G                    D 
Don't (don't do it). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out. 



2nd Verse 

 Em                         D                             C 
Never leave an argument by yelling out, "well fine!" Don't do it. 
   C                                                                    C      D 
Unless she was asking how your day was and you said, "well fine." Then that's okay. 
  Em                       D                            C 
When she makes dinner, she needs to do the dishes, he's kidding. That's your job. 
Am                                                   G                         D 
Never tell jokes like what do you do when your disherwasher stops working? You tell her to get back to work.  
 Am                 G                            D                       D7 
No that's not funny. Maybe just a little. Don't even think of laughing. Ohh. 


Chorus 2 

 C      G      D 
Don't. Don't. Don't. Do-ray-me-fah-soh-la-tee- 
 C                        G                    D 
Don't (don't do it now). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out. 


Bridge 

      C 
Always ask about her day. 
         G 
Help her fold the laundry. 
 D 
Don't forget to spray (Lysol in the bathroom). 
       C 
If you do these you will see 
       G 
You'll make her so hap-py 
          D 
And your marriage will be sturdy (like an oak). 

There are so many things, you must do 


Chorus 3/ outro 

 C      G      D 
Don't. Don't. Don't. 
 C                    G                    D 
Don't (don't do it). Stop (must stop it). Cut, it out. 
 C      G      D 
Don't. Don't. Stop. Stop right in your tracks 
 C                       G                        D 
Don't (don't do it now). Stop (must stop it and). Cut, it out - it's relational suicide. 
 C                        G                        D 
Don't (don't do it now). Don't (don't do it and). Stop. Stop stop. Stoppity stop. 
 C                        G                       D 
Don't (don't do it now). Don't (don't do it now). Stop. Stop. Stop stop stop stop. 

 C                        G                        D 
Do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do. Don't! (don't do it, don't do it no no no) 
 C                        G                        D 
Do do do do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do. Don't! 




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