Its Cliched To Be Cynical At Christmas

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Now how did I guess you were going to express 
        F                          C 
Your disdain at the crane with the bright fairy lights 
          Am                         C 
And you’d moan at the snow ’cos your car wouldn’t go 
        G             F          C 
Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas. 

C 
And you don’t have a tree and your smile has a fee 
        F                           C 
All the same here’s a card for your boring façade 
       Am                           C 
Jingle Bells, piney smells, all the boys and the girls 
         G             F          C 
Say it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas. 
        G             F          C 
Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas. 

C 
See how we yawn at your bile and your scorn 
       F                      C 
It’s a beautiful day Peace on Earth has been played 
       Am                         C 
Make a noise with your toys and ignore the killjoys 
          G             F          C 
’Cos it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas. 
        G             F          C 
Oh it’s clichéd to be cynical at Christmas. 

C 
I saw three ships come sailing in 
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Come sailing in, come sailing in, 
  C  
I saw three ships come sailing in 
   F                    G  C 
On Christmas Day in the morning.