Dye Ken Ted Moult

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Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us 
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Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact. 
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Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind ' I beg your pardon 
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Double glazing is amazing don't you all agree' 

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No fears, they'll last you for years: our statistics prove it 
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And you'll pose when all the street knows it's you who sets the pace. 
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On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings 
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Insulation for the nation, that's the one for me. 

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No draughts 'cos that'd be daft ' a feather acknowledges Newton 
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And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves. 
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In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason 
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No complaining where it's raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey! 

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