David Wainwrights Feet

	  		
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Peter's on his skateboard, Ryan's on his bike 
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Steven's over there with his older brother Mike 
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Robert's gone to Snowdon, leaving me to muse 
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Measurement paramount when choosing boots and shoes. 
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts 
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David Wainwright's all out of sorts 
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Laura Morgan skips down the street 
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet. 
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I remember clearly how it all began 
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I was in the precinct, shopping with my Nan 
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Saw the latest trainers and pestered like a fly 
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They didn't have my size but I still got them and that's why. 
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts 
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David Wainwright's all out of sorts 
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Laura Morgan skips down the street 
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet. 
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Hammer toe horrendous, wincing with the pain 
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'Told you so', chiropodist telling me again 
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'Treat your feet with kindness, treat them with respect' 
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And even though he stinks of gin, I know that he's correct. 
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Corns and blisters, bunions and warts 
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David Wainwright's all out of sorts 
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Laura Morgan skips down the street 
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Laura Morgan cares for her feet.