Go Kart Racing (accidentally Masturbating)

	  		

 

Intro: D A D 

D				A 
Get on my go kart, strap myself in 
D			     G    D 
Rev up the engine let the fun begin 
  	 G			  A 
Put my foot on the gas and I'm outta the gate 
	G			A 
But the faster I go, the more the metal vibrates 

D					A 
My body's tingling from my head to my toes 
D					     G           D 
But the thing that's really buzzing I hope nobody knows 
G					A 
Cause I'm feeling kinda funny in a biblical way 
G					A 
God damn it's shaking hard on my Georgia O'Keefe bouquet 

Bm				F#7 
I never guessed this trembling machine would 
G				A 
Turn the motor on under my hood 

G		A 
Go kart racing, accidentally masturbating 
G		A 
Go kart racing, mechanically self-fornicating 
G		A				D 
Go kart racing, no stopping til I cross the finish line 

(same verse and chorus) 

Bm					 
If the fruit is ripe you might as well pluck it 
F#7			 
Was gonna slow down but then I thought fuck it 
 	G 
No one look at me cause this is it 
A 
Green flag go go holy shit!