The Ill Ukulele Song

	  		
Verse 
                C   Am    
Are you feeling ill? 
      F 
Whether you're by the loo 
Or saying achoo 
C                Am 
Here's a list of stuff to do 
    F                   G 
For when you're feeling pretty poo. 

C 
You can paint the clouds, 
Am 
Sing in rounds 
F 
Sip hot green tea 
G 
Listen to beachy sounds 
C 
You can paint your nails 
Am 
Learn the guitar 
F 
Go for a jog 
G 
(but you probably won't go far)
 

C 
You can bake some cakes 
Am 
For your hardworking mum 
F 
But make sure you clean up  
G 
When you're done 
C 
Snuggle in your PJs 
Am 
Just have a "me" day  
F                G      
Get some of that homework done!... No, I'm kidding 
C 
Watch rubbish TV 
Am 
All day long 
F                 G 
Attempt to write a witty song 
C 
With a cheap ukulele 
Am 
That's out of tune 
F 
Spend your whole day 
G 
Watching YouTube! 

Outro 
C 
I hope you enjoy 
Am 
My list of things to do 
F 
And if you're ill, 
G 
Get well soon!