Bo Burnham

Can't Handle This

Bo Burnham

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Can't Handle This

	  		
Intro: D F#m/C# Bm G (x2) 

D  
Can I say my shit? 
           F#m/C# 
New York, Can I say my shit? 
                         Bm 
I've got lots of shit to say 
                              G 
I've got lots of shit to say (Ooh) 

(Spoken) 
D 
I can't fit my hand inside a Pringle can. I have a huge amount of trouble 
         F#m/C# 
Fitting my hand inside of a Pringle can, I can get my hand like four inches into the can 
                    Bm 
But then I have to tilt the can into my mouth 
Bm 
But then a bunch of crumbs have accumulated at the bottom of the can 
G 
So they all go spilling onto my face 

                                           D 
What I'm trying to say is the diameter of Pringle cans is way too small 
D 
I'll say it again 
                    F#m/C# 
The diameter of Pringle cans is way too small. Two radiuses of a Pringle can is way too small 
Bm 
If you feel me, put your hands up Come on! 
Bm 
If you feel me, put your hands up 
G 
Look at all these hands that are way too big to fit inside of Pringle cans 
D 
Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can. Your hands are too big to fit inside a Pringle can 
F#m/C# 
You think you can, I know you can't, you think you can 

(Spoken) 

F#m/C# 
Pringles! 
              Bm   
Listen to the people, I am sure ninety percent of the complaint letters you get 
Bm 
Are about the width of your cans 
                 G 
Just make them wider. I've overdone the Pringles thing, sorry 

D  
I want to have a daughter  
D 
Want to have a daughter 

(Spoken) 

F#m/C# 
So I can finally have someone around the house who can fit their hands in the Pringle can 
                      Bm 
Yes, I'm still on the Pringle cans thing! Yeah! I'll move on, alright? 

G 
But that is priority número uno 
D 
I don't go to the gym because I'm self-conscious about my body 
F#m/C# 
But I'm self-conscious about my body cause I don't go to the gym 
                Bm  
Irony can be so painful 
                G 
That's a Catch-22 (Ooh!) Let's do this! 
D 
I went to Chipotle 
D             
When at Chipotle 
F#m/C# 
Got myself a chicken burrito 

(Spoken) 
Bm 
I went down the line and I got all these ingredients and at the end of the line 
                           G 
The guy tried to wrap the burrito, but half of the shit inside the burrito spilled out 
G 
He still wrapped it 
G 
I was like, dude you should have warned me! 
D 
You're a burrito expert You should have told me halfway through! 
                                                    F#m/C# 
"Hey, man. You might be reaching maximum burrito capacity here" 
F#m/C# 
Do you think I want a messy burrito? 
F#m/C# 
No one wants a messy burrito 
            Bm 
The whole appeal of the burrito is that all of the ingredients are contained 
Bm 
Within the confines of the tortilla 
G 
I wouldn't have gotten half of the shit if I knew it wasn't gonna fit in the burrito! Alright? Look 

                          D 
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                           D 
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                           F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew it wouldn't fit 
F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got - Half of it 
      Bm 
Like, I'm okay with small mistakes 
                                          G 
If you've got no more chicken, I'll take pork 
                                       A            D 
But I'll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork 
                           D 
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                           F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                            F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit. Man, I wouldn't have got half of it, like 
Bm 
Half of it, like 
Bm 
Half of it, like 
Bm 
Half of it, like 
Bm                G 
Half of it right now 
    G 
I think it's time I 
  G 
Think it's time, I think that we break it down 

Short Interlude 

D F#m/C# Bm G 


(Spoken) 

D 
I can sit here and pretend like my biggest problems are 
               F#m/C# 
Pringle cans, and burritos 
                                    Bm 
The truth is, my biggest problem's you 
Bm 
I want to please you 
Bm 
But I want to stay true to myself 
G 
I want to give you the night out that you deserve 
G 
But I want to say what I think 
G 
And not care what you think about it 


D 
Part of me loves you 
D 
Part of me hates you 
F#m/C# 
Part of me needs you 
F#m/C# 
Part of me fears you 
Bm 
And I don't think that I can handle this right now 
Bm                 G 
Handle this right now 
G 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
D 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
D 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
F#m/C# 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
F#m/C# 
Look at them, they're just staring at me 
        Bm                                                              G                           
Like, "come and watch the skinny kid with a steadily declining mental health 
      G 
And laugh as he attempts 
                      A           D 
To give you what he cannot give himself 


D 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
D 
I don't think that I can handle this right now 
F#m/C# 
They don't even know the half of this right now 
F#m/C# 
They don't even know the half of it 
Bm 
But I know I'm not a doctor 
                                G 
I'm a pussy, I put on a silly show 
                                             A 
So I should probably just shut up and do my job 
D 
So here I go 


D 
I wouldn't have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                          F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn't fit 
                         F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn't fit 
F#m/C# 
I wouldn't have got half 
Bm 
You can tell them anything if 
Bm                                G 
You just make it funny, make it rhyme 
              G 
And if they still don't understand you 
          G               D 
Then you run it one more time 

D 
I don't think that I can handle this right now (Haa!) 
                   F#m/C# 
Handle this right (Hoo!) 
F#m/C# 
Handle this right 
                                           Bm 
You don't even know the half of this right now 
Bm 
Right now (Haa!) 
G 
Handle this right now 
G 
Handle this right 
G                  D 
Handle this right now 

N.C 
Thank you, good night! 
N.C 
I hope you're happy 
		  

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