Honey, I'm Home

	  		to get the beat hit the top 3 strings on the first verse.

(E)The car won't start, it's falling apart,
I was late for work and the boss got smart 
My pantyline shows, got a fun in my hose
My hair went flat, man I hate that HATE THAT 

(E)Just when I thought things couldn't get worse,
I re-a-lized I forgot my purse
With all this stress i must confess,
this could be worse than PMS,

BRIDGE:

(A)This job ain't worth the pay 
Can't wait till the end of the day
(B)Honey I'm on my way, hey!hey!hey!hey!

CHORUS:

(E)Honey, I'm home and I had a hard day,
Pour me a cold one and oh, by the way,
(B)rub my feet, gimme something to eat,
Fix me up my favorite treat
(E)Honey, I'm back, my head's killing me 
I need to relax and watch TV,
(B)get off the phone give the dog a bone 
Hey!hey! Honey, I'm (E) home!

(E)I broke a nail opening the mail
I cursed out loud cause it hurts like hell
This job's a pain it's so mundane
It sure don't stimulate my brain

BRIDGE CHORUS

(E)Oh, rub my neck will ya, E A E A

(B)hey, hey hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey______!
CHORUS
(E)I'm home, that feels much better.