Troublemaker

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Put me in a special school 
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Cause I am such a fool 
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And I don't need a single book to teach me how to read 
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Who needs stupid books 
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They are for petty crooks 
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And I will learn by studying the lessons in my dreams 
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So turn off the TV 
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Cause that's what others see 
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And movies are as bad as eating chocolate ice cream 
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They only sicken me 
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Don't let me play football 
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I'll sack the quarterback and jack the brother of the ball 

A       D 
I'm a troublemaker 
A        D 
Never been a faker 
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Doin things my own way and never giving up 
A              D 
I'm a troublemaker 
A              D 
Not a doubletaker 
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I don't have the patience to it on the up 

A       D        A 
I picked up a guitar 
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What does this signify 
D                    A          D                   A 
I'm gonna play some heavy metal riffs and you will die 
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You wanted arts and crafts 
D                         A 
How's this for arts and crafts 
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Nananananananananananananana that's right 
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I'm growin out my hair 
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I'm movin up to cherokee 
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I'm gonna be a rockstar  
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And you are gonna gonna bear with me 
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Cause I can't work a job 
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Like any other slob 
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Punchin in and punchin out and sycking up to Bob 
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Marrying a biotch 
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Having seven kids 
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Givin up and goin home and hopin there's a God 

A 
I'm gonna be a star 

And people will crane necks 
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To get a glimpse of me and see if I am having sex 
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And studyin my moves 
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They try to understand 
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Why I am so unlike the singers in other bands 
D          A 
I'm such a mystery 
D             A 
As anyone can see 
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There isn't anybody else exactly quite like me 
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And when it's party time 
A 
Like 1999 

I'll party by myself because i'm such a special guy 

D              A 
I'm a troublemaker 
D              A 
Never been a faker 
D                 A                     D 
Doin' things my own way and never giving up 
A             D 
I'm a troublemaker 
D             A 
Not a doubletaker 
A                D                          A 
I don't have the patience to keep it on the up 
D                A 
I'm a troublemaker 

Never giving up