Written by Fat Mike
A EL HEFE Through word of mouth B Let it be known D The man who spends his life on a mission A He's legendary MIKE Hey, hey hey, hey hey! A Travelling B From coast to coast D He's the contemporary A Johnny Appleseed SPOKEN Man, who's talkin' shit about Johnny anyway? He's down for the cause, holmes. A He's making sure B His garden grows D He'll plant the seed A In every town he goes A Fertilizing B The countryside D You couldn't stop him with A Insecticide F# B D Makin' sure that the garden grow (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A He water the yard with the yarden hose F# B D And you know he be plantin' the seed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A Groomin' the backyard or whackin' a weed SPOKEN Oh, yes. This Johnny character is exactly what we're looking for. H-He's very street, very gang, very Hispanic. He'll do just fine. A When digging holes B He be wearin' a glove D He go out to the shed A He grab a shovel and he shove A He plant the seed B Makin' sure it's sowed D He go into the shed A And he start hoein' with the hoe MIKE Ho, ho, ho, ho! F# B D Makin' sure that the garden grow (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A He water the yard with the yarden hose F# B D Groomin' the backyard or whackin' a weed (Yeah, yeah, yeah) A The contemporary Johnny Appleseed