Intro AmVerse F A/E F A/E As Evel Knievel, Catweazle's false teeth F A/E F A/E fly out of the telly and land at my feetDm C Dm Am Saturday afternoon Dm C Dm Am Saturday afternoonVerse F A/E F A/E The fighting on the terraces starting at two F A/E F A/E There's a tag team in the corner of our front roomDm Am Mother, what's for tea. Dm Am Liver sausage sandwich and cheeseInstrumental F A/E F A/E F A/E F A/EDm Am Saturday afternoon Dm Am Saturday afternoonVerse F A/E F A/E Rollerball Rocco got kicked at the pub F A/E F A/E Don't let him in dad, he'll steal all our grub.Dm Am Mother, what's for tea. Dm Am Liver sausage sandwich for teaOutro Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am DmDm Am Saturday afternoon Dm Am Saturday afternoon Dm Am Saturday afternoon Dm Am Saturday afternoon