Intro: Am E Am D G verse 1 B7 Em I saw him at my local folk club C G With his brand new Martin guitar B7 Em Pony-tailed hair and a challenging stare A7 D That told me he'd like to go far B7 Em He hammered out songs in E Minor C B7 Broke many a pick and a string E7 A Till someone requested a song tried and tested D A7 D That everyone else could sing And he saidverse 2 B7 Em For years he did all the floor spots C G But hardly a penny he made B7 Em He was always out looking for that special booking A7 D That told him he'd made the grade B7 Em He tried the cittern and bodhrán C B7 Then he took to the didgeridoo E7 A 'Till one night playing celtoid, someone, very annoyed, actually said: N.C. "Please leave our stage, you're through, your celtoid is:G It's too Daniel O'Donnell C E Too Daniel O'Donnell for me Am If I sing Daniel O'Donnell D G I'll lose credibility I can sing Garbutt or Bogle C E Or songs of the life at sea Am But if I sing Daniel O'Donnell D G I'll never get paid my feeverse 3 B7 Em And then just yesterday evening C G At a western night in a bar B7 Em With his shiny gelled hair and his new rhinestone glare A7 D I saw our old folkie star B7 Em He flat-picked his songs in G major C B7 And introduced each of his band E7 A Till someone interested, went up and requested: D N.C. "Please, can you sing No Man's Land" But he said:G Too Daniel O'Donnell C E Too Daniel O'Donnell for me Am If you sing Daniel O'Donnell D G You'll lose credibility You can sing Garbutt or Bogle C E Or songs of the life at sea Am But if you sing Daniel O'Donnell D G Am E Am D G You'll never get paid your feeG It's too Garbutt or Bogle C E Too Garbutt or Bogle for me Am If I sing Garbutt or Bogle D G I'll lose credibility I can sing Daniel O'Donnell C E Ever so tunefully Am But if I sing Garbutt or Bogle D G I'll never get paid my fee Am Yes, if I sing Garbutt or Bogle D G It could just be the death of me