Intro:verse 1: Em B I was young, just a skinny little son of a gun. G B I craved adventure so I jumped into a car. To follow a star. Em B I didn't get far. It was just a car. Em B So I got drunk, I stripped naked and turned cartwheels across the floor. G B But my lady couldn't take it anymore, GET OUT THE DOOR! Em B There was thunder in my chunder as my folks looked on in wonderhide this tabEm Em Em B e|-------------------------| B|-------------------------| G|-------------------4-5-4-| D|---4-5---4-5---4-5-------| A|-7-----7-----7-----------| E|-------------------------|Intro Riff: Em Em Em B verse 2: I got high, one night I broke into the local bowling green. I could have sworn it was a giant trampoline, how obscene. Like bowling greens, love trampolines. I fell in love. With this pretty little pretty little girl. 'Cause her sister was a woman of the world. Ah what a girl. I got a blister on my mister but I swear I didn't kiss her.G D G All the stupid little things that I have done. G D Em C Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun. G Bm Em C But all the stupid little things that we all do. (woo-hoo) G D G B Little things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run.Intro Riff: Em Em Em B Solo: A G Bridge: Em Em Well here I am again, down on upon my knees, Hoping that Jesus Christ will come and save my sorry little ass, one more time. So I pray, and I pray, and I pray, and here's what he has to say:All the stupid little things that I have done. Well I did 'em, I did 'em just for fun, fun, fun. But all the stupid little things that we all do. (woo-hoo) So many things that make us laugh and cry, whip my ass and run, run, run.G D G C All the stupid little things that we have done. G D Em C But no regrets no regrets no not a single one. G Bm Em C But all the stupid little things that we all do. G D G B So many things that make us laugh and cry, kiss my ass and run, run, run. Intro Riff: Em Em Em B EmG D G Don't give up on your stupid little dreams. G D Em C Don’t give up, don’t give up on all your stupid little dreams. G Bm Em C 'Cos all those stupid little dreams and schemes, G D G Bm Make you live and die, and wonder why, and try and try and laugh and