Intro verse 1 E D C# Before being a man E D C# Living in a garbage pail E D C# My landlady calls me up E D C# She tried to hit me with a mopverse 2 E D C# I live with thirteen dead cats E D C# A purple dog that wears spats E D C# They're living out in the hall E D C# And I can't stand it any moreE D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more D A E But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right D A E D C# Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all rightSolo E D C# it would be all right E D C# it would be all right E D C# it would be all right E D C# verse 3 E D C# Before being a man E D C# Living in a garbage pail E D C# My landlady calls me up E D C# She tried to hit me with a mopE D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more D A E But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right D A E D C# Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all rightOutro D A E if Shelly would just come back D C# E it'd be all right D C# E it'd be all right D C# E it'd be all right D C# E it'd be all rightE D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more E D C# I can't stand it any more more D A E But if Shelley would just come back, it'd be all right D A E Yeah, if Shelly would just come back, it would be all right