Jesus Was An Atheist

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Verse 1:
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Jesus was an Atheist he was a friend of mine 
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We hooked up in temple back in Roman Palestine 
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We became friends it was the best of both worlds 
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I was good at stealing silver he was good at bullyin' girls 
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He said they're going to kill me when we go out smokin' 
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I thought he meant the cigarettes 
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But Jesus wasn't jokin' 

Verse 2:
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Mary was a pragmatist and virgin rolled in one 
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One day she said to Joseph Joe, I think the time has come 
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Your boy needs to get a job try the laundromat" 
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Joseph said, "he ain't my boy  think we settled that" 
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Mary said something about semantics with a smile 
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Joe said, "I'm going drinkin' 
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I'll be back in a little while" 
 

Verse 3:
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I heard somebody say esus was a Capricorn 
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Jesus told me once on the day he was born 
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A giant super nova exploded in the sky 
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He said he didn't know what it was supposed to signify 
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I lost touch with him and he lost touch with me 
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The next thing I remember 
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He was big in Galilee 

Verse 4:
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We were walkin' in the desert trading big hits from a bong 
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They said it was 40 days it didn't seem that long 
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I was trying to talk him out of such a pointless sacrifice 
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He said it was the only way he got to paradise 
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I said, "You might be high" he said I was mistaken 
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But watching him die 
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Was truly heartbreakin' 

Verse 5:
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Jesus descended I guess you'd call it that 
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I'm down here, baby what the hell you lookin' at? 
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I sometimes wonder if we'd stay friends 
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How am I to change the way this party ends? 
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I know you all believe that Jesus was divine 
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Jesus was an atheist 
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He was a friend of mine 


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