Jb Phillips - The Batshit Blues

	  		
Verse 1:
E 
Looking for love on five dating apps 

Some profiles are fake and others are crap 
A 
Ruth from Ozark shows up in your Snap 
E 
Mad cuz a stripper once sat in your lap 
B                          A 
This is how you pay your dues 
                    E  A B 
It's the batshit blues 

Verse 2:
E 
When she's a gamer and good in the sack 

And when she stays over you blow out her back 
     A 
But when you don't text her she's on the attack 
E 
Out with the boys gets you nothing but flack 
B                          A                   E   A B 
This is how you pay your dues to the Batshit Blues 

Solo: E A E B A 

Verse 3:
E 
She boils your bunny, discredits your name 

Revenge for her is a sacred game 
      A 
She worshipped your member when you first came 
         E 
Then suddenly it's tiny and useless and lame 
B                      A                   E 
Even junior pays his dues to the batshit blues 

Spoken 
E 
"Hey crazy lady 

Don't insult me like that 

You can't float a canoe down the Grand Canyon" 

(walk up to the IV chord E F# G G# A) 
      A 
"Your car is ugly, and I hate your cat 
      E 
I'm outta here, it's as simple as that" 

     B                   A 
I'm all done paying my dues 
                E     A B E 
To the Batship Blues