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Bb Eb F Was any of it true Bb Eb F Gazing at me, starry-eyed Bb Eb F In your Jehovah's witness suit Bb Eb F Who the fuck was that guy? Gm Eb F You tried to buy some pills Gm Eb F From a friend of friends of mine Gm Eb F They just ghosted you Gm Eb F Now you know what it feels likeGm Eb F And I don't even want you back, I just want to know Gm Eb F If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal Gm Eb F And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give Gm Eb F A message to the smallest man who ever lived?Verse 2:
Bb Eb F You hung me on your wall Bb Eb F Stabbed me with your pushpins Bb Eb F In public showed me off Bb Eb F Then sank in stoned oblivion Gm Eb F Cause once your queen had come Gm Eb F You treat her like an also-ran Gm Eb F You didn't measure up Gm Eb F In any measure of a manGm Eb F And I don't even want you back, I just want to know Gm Eb F If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal Gm Eb F And I don't miss what we had, but could someone give Gm Eb F A message to the smallest man who ever lived?Bridge:
Bb Gm Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead? F Eb Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed? Bb Were you writing a book? Gm Were you a sleeper cell spy? F Eb In 50 years, will all this be declassified? Bb You'll confess why you did it Gm And I'll say good riddance F Eb 'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden Bb I would've died for your sins Gm Instead, I just died inside F Eb And you deserve prison, but you won't get time Bb Gm You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars F Eb You crashed my party and your rental car Bb You said normal girls were boring Gm But you were gone by the morning F Eb You kicked out the stage lights but you're still performing Bb And in plain sight, you hid Gm But you are what you did F Eb And I'll forget you, but I will never forgive Bb The smallest man who ever lived
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