Them Kinda Monkeys Can't Swing

	  		
Intro: A E (x4) 


verse 1 
E 
Everywhere has a wheeler and dealer 
E                             A 
Raised in the back streets of town 
                 E               B 
Everywhere has a spieler who's a clown 


verse 2 
E 
Every haunt has a hustler and bustler 
E                         A 
Born with the tongue of a snake 
                  E              B 
Every haunt has a muscler on the make 


 
B                A                     B 
And them kind of monkeys can't swing 
         A                    B 
And them birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 

                 A                     B 
And them kind of monkeys can't swing 
         A                    B 
And them birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 



Break: A E (x4) 


verse 3 
E 
Everywhere has a ducker and diver 
E                   A 
Doing his best to impress 
                 E           B 
Everywhere has a skiver in a mess 


verse 4 
E 
And every place has a joker at poker 
E                          A 
Born with a marked deck of cards 
                  E             B 
Every place has a smoker in the yards 


 
B                A                     B 
And them kind of monkeys can't swing 
         A                    B 
And them birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 

                 A                    B 
And them kind of monkeys can't swing, uh, uh, uh 
         A                    B 
And them birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 



Solo 
E G A   A G E 
E G A   A G E 
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E 
E A (x2) 
E B 



B                A                    B 
Oh, them kind of monkeys can't swing 
         A                    B 
And them birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 

                 A                     B 
And them kind of a-monkeys can't swing 
         A                     B 
And them a-birdies can't sing 
        A                B 
If them pigs could fly 
                           E 
Maybe they'd fly away from me 



Outro 
A E (x4) 
F F# G G# A A# B C C# D D# E 
E