The Decision

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       Cm                       Eb 
You're probably thinking to yourself 
Bb                       F 
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" 
   Cm          Eb 
We know 
                    Bb            F 
But thank you anyway 
Cm                    Eb       
You're having trouble deciding 
Bb                      F 
Which one of us to have sex with 
                Cm          Eb 
That's natural 
                     Bb           F 
But nice of you to say 
     Cm                   Eb 
Well maybe I can help you out 
         Bb                    F 
Clear up all of your confusing doubts 
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Do you want sex with a ninja 
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Or sex with a guy like me 
    Cm                           Eb 
The choice should be so obvious (Dan) 
    Bb                         F 
And although he is mysterious (Brian) 
Cm                         Eb                      Bb 
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan 
       F 
And is Jewish 


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F Eb Db  
C 
One other thing... 
F               Eb            Db 
Everyone in the band has an STD 
           C 
Except for me 
F                   Eb 
By the process of elimination 
                 Db 
You can make determinations 
                       C 
On who just that might be 
          F 
It's Brian 
    Eb 
Brian has an STD