What If God Smoked Cannabis

	  		
 


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If god had long hair  and a goatee 
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And if his eyes were pretty glazed 
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If he looked spaced out 
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Would you buy his story, Would you believe he had 
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an eye infection? 

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And yeah yeah god looks baked 
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Yeah yeah god smells good 
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
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What if god smoked cannabis? 
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Hit the bong like some of us 
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Drove a tie-dyed microbus 
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And he subscribes to rolling stone
 

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If god made this place, in the beginning 
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Did he plant any seeds? 
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Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve 
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So they?d be hungry for the apple 
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That the snake was always offering 
  
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And yeah yeah god rolls great 
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Yeah yeah god smells good 
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Yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah 
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What if god smoked cannabis? 
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Do you suppose he had a buzz? 
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When he made the platypus 
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When he created earth our home 
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Does he like pearl jam or the stones? 
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And do you think he rolls his own 
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Up there in heaven on the throne 
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And when the saints go marching home 
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Maybe he sits and smokes a bowl.