Old Lady

	  		
verse 1 
(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse) 

     C              G                   F                        C 
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" 
C          G              F    F*  F  F* F  F* 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what? 
     C              G                   F                     C 
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" 
C          G               F   F*  F  F* F  F* 
  That's okay I can't complain 


              A F C  D 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 
              A F C  G 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 
              A      F      C   D 
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live 
              A F C  G 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 


verse 1  
     C              G                   F                        C 
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking" 
C          G              F    F*  F  F* F  F* 
  That's okay I've got a cane, so what? 
     C              G                   F                     C 
  Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing" 
C          G               F   F*  F  F* F  F* 
  That's okay I can't complain 
   

              A F C  D 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 
              A F C  G 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 
              A      F      C   D 
  I'm still alalala-lalala-live 
              A F C  G 
  I'm still ali-i-ive 


verse 2 
D                        C 
Since you've crashed my car 
D                  C  (palm-mute)   C  (strum once) 
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same 


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       C            G           F            F F F 
e|------------|------------|------------|------------| 
b|------------|------------|------------|------------| 
g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------| 
D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---| 
A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---| 
E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---| 


   C           G              F     F F F 
Today on the wrong side of the road 
        C                   G                  F                     F   F   F 
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right. 
                C           G                                         F     F F F 
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes." 
                C            G                        F 
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive." 
N.C.                           (Pickslide) 
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom! 
            C       G             F               (palm-mute this last line) 
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive." 

Bridge 
             C                   G         F 
 A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard 
F  (palm-mute) 
 Be lucky you're still alive! 
       C                   G         F 
 Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard. 
F  (palm-mute) 
 Be lucky you're still alive! 

Bridge 2 
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th) 

      C         G                       F 
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! 
      C         G                       F F* F  F* F  F* 
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! 
      C         G                       F 
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive! 
      C         G                   F 
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive! 
  C    G     F 
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive! 
  C    G     F                       F F* F  F* F 
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive! 

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   C C        C C        C C        C C 
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b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---| 
g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-| 
D|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------| 
A|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------| 
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