Transcribed by: "Ian" [email protected] We went and saw Kev live in February 2004? Legend!!! Go and see him!!! You?ll be glad ya did!!! I?ve transcribed a few of Kev?s songs and most of ?em are pretty easy to work out. This one takes a bit longer to work out the words than some of his others but its a goodn. They are good fun ta listen to whilst trying to learn them. Just use easy strum patterns. Listen to the song a couple of times? This is a beginner?s song as I am still learning to play a lot of stuff but these songs are good at a piss up for a good laugh and of course, upsetting the neighbor?s e.t.c. If any one else has any of his songs I?m interested to check out your tabs [email protected] Please excuse any foul language I typed here. If you don't like bad language then this is NOT a song for you. 'N neither will any of his other songs. Normal tuning use open chords Intro: Ax4 Verse 1: A Well there ain?t many sheilas where I come from E But she?s the sorta sheila for me. ?N? they recon I got the ugliest one A But she?s the sorta sheila for me. ?N? if ya had a dog that looked like that D You?d shave its arse ?n? teach it to walk backwards E But you couldn?t teach an animal to fuck like that A So she?s the sorta sheila for me. Chorus: (play this after each verse) E A Yeah, she?s the sorta sheila for me E She?s the sorta sheila for me She ain?t no fuckin? oil paintin? but A She?s the sorta sheila for me. Extra verses: Verse 2: Well there?s no politically correct word for fuckin? fat But she?s the sorta sheila for me. Bloke wants to root her gotta follow a map But she?s the sorta sheila for me. But providing I can get drunk enough She?s Elli McPherson when I?m upin ?er And even Wayne Kerry wouldn?t bother tryin? to fuck ?er But she?s the sorta sheila for me. Verse 3: She?s got B.O. and she?s got bad breath But she?s the sorta sheila for me. She looks like a buffalo wearing a dress But she?s the sorta sheila for me. She picks her nose and she?s always fartin? Got saggy tits and a saggy arse But I tell ya what mate I?m fuckin? laughin? But she?s the sorta sheila for me. Verse 4: Yeah, she ain?t to pretty and she ain?t to bright But she?s the sorta sheila for me. She chews tobacco and she smokes a pipe But she?s the sorta sheila for me. She?s got the uglies and she?s got the stupids Mate two short planks look like a computer And I gotta do this to get the courage up to root ?er So she?s the sorta sheila for me. play chorus twice End verse: (use short palm muted strums) A A Yeah you know the best bit is she?s deaf ?n? dumb D D And her old man dropped dead and left her a pub E E So I?m not as fuckin stupid as you thought I was E A (normal strum pattern) She?s the sorta sheila for me. E A She?s the sorta sheila for me. E A She?s the sorta sheila for me. E A E A She?s the sorta sheila for me.