D A Well if I had me a million, build you a mansion G A A hundred miles from nowhere, all a girl could need D A Run around the hallways, and dance in the backyard G A We ain?t got no neighbors, ain?t no one will see If I had me a speedplane, fly across the land Land in some little border town Drink some margaritas and dance to mariachi Put you on my speedplane and I?d bring you on back home And if I had me a steamboat I?d sail across the ocean blue Dock in some little port of call We would have a fine time with swiss cheese and french wine Put you on my steamboat and I?d bring you on back home Yeah but I ain?t got a million, I ain?t got no speedplane I ain?t got a boat upon the sea All I?ve got our these two strong arms, I can hold you so tightly So baby won?t you won?t you please come back home with me