Written by Loudon Wainwright III
Intro: C Cmaj7 C Cmaj7 C Cadd9 C Cmaj7 C Verse C I wonder why you love me, baby F I hardly love myself at all G I think we're both a little crazy C We need some therapy that's all C I'll see a man, you see a woman F You need a mom, I need a dad G It's not our fault we have this problem C Our parents made us, we were hadVerse: C Just twice a week for just an hour F Just walk on it, just let it out G I know we'll both feel so much better C Don't let depression with the bout C Don't bottle up those awful feelings F You're not the one who knows it all G There is a nice big box of Kleenex C If you break down and start to bawlEm Am I know that there's someone out there Em Am Who knows what the hell is happening C Am You know that we must do something C Am D 'cause God knows and he's not helpingVerse C I'm full of fear and paranoia F You are hysterical and sad G Let's do it, babe, you know I love you C It costs so much, it can't be bad Outro C I don't know why you love me, baby F I hardly love myself at all G I think we're both a little crazy C We need some therapy that's all G C Just sixty bucks an hour, that's allEm Am I know that there's someone out there Em Am Who knows what the hell is happening C Am You know that we must do something C Am D 'cause God knows and he's not helping