Written by Jimmy Buffett/Steve Goodman
Intro: G C G D G Verse G I took a wrong turn, it was a right turn C G My turn to have me a ball G The boys at the shop told me just where to stop A7 D If I, wanted to play for it allVerse G I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel C G And they rolled me to the very first row G I held a big sign that said G D G "Kiss me I'm a baker, and Monty I sure need the dough"C G C I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV C G D G My whole world lies waiting behind door number threeVerse C G And I don't want what Jay's got on his table C G Or the box Carol Marel points to on the floor C G No I'll hold out just as long as I am able A7 D Until I can unlock that lucky door....wellC G C Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me C G D G Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number threeVerse G C G Oh Monty, Monty, Monty, I am walking down your hall G A7 D Got beat, lost my seat, but I'm not a man to crawl C Though I didn't get rich, you son of a bitch G C I'll be back, just wait and seeC She's no big deal to most folks G C But she's everything to me C G D G My whole world lies waiting behind door number threeC G D G Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three C G D G Yes my whole world lies waiting behind door number three