C D7 There are four words that are printed on most every can of beer G7 C Four words that I live by since my baby's gone away from here D7 I've sampled all the different brands from every brewery G7 C And found one that goes down just right and soothes my sorrow to a tee D7 Lift ring pull open it's all spelled out for you G7 C Nothing could be more easy it's something any fool can do D7 Lift ring pull open and have a drink with me G7 C As I try to forget I'm a loser and drown my misery Yes sometimes life seems so useless D7 Still there are things to look forward to G7 C A little music from a jukebox and a cool refreshing brew D7 A friendly game of poker with stakes that are too high G7 C Such things will help me pass the time until the day I die D7 Lift ring pull open that's all you have to do G7 C Nothing could be more easy it's something any fool can do D7 Lift ring pull open and tip a can with me G7 C As I try to forget I'm a loser and escape this misery D7 Lift ring pull open don't even need a key G7 C I'll just pop a top and drink to the last drop and drown my misery