Ring Ring

[Intro ]
C  G  C 


 
C 
Oh, ring, ring 
C 
Pick up the phone 
C 
Ring, ring 
C 
Is anybody home? 
          G 
Well I've only got one call 
G 
Before they take me down the hall 
    C 
Oh, this is just a big ol' mess 
C 
They're trying to get me to confess 
          G 
But right now I plead the fifth 
G 
I'm not even sure what I did 
    F               G 
But I've been on my best behavior 
F           G 
Honestly, I don't remember 
 

 
                                F 
But there was something 'bout a pool stick 
F 
Something 'bout a fat lip 
                G 
Something 'bout lipstick on my boyfriend's collar 
  C 
A few choice words I apparently hollered 
     F 
In a public place 
F 
Somebody got a drink in the face 
     G 
They said I had to be escorted out 
     C 
Well I don't even know what they're talking about 
       F               G 
'Cause I've been on my best behavior 
F           G 
Honestly, I don't remember 
 

 
      C 
Ring, ring 
C 
Pick up the phone 
C 
Ring, ring 
C 
Is anybody home? 
       G 
Well I ain't staying here tonight 
G 
Well, I mean, what about my rights? 
         C 
Have you seen this ugly orange suit? 
C 
It don't even match my boots 
     G 
Just who they think they are 
G 
Oh, I didn't even hit her that hard 
      F               G 
Well, I've been on my best behavior 
    F           G 
And honestly, I don't remember 
 

 
                                F 
But there was something 'bout a bar stool 
F 
Something 'bout a broke tooth 
        G 
Well, I swear I don't even know no Linda 
   C 
Or how her chair got thrown through the window 
     F 
Just look at me 
F 
I couldn't hurt a flea 
        G 
You know, I'm only five foot two 
C 
Even in my high heel boots 
      F               G 
Plus, I've been on my best behavior 
F           G 
Honestly, I don't remember 


{Instrumental Break} 
C     G 
 
 
           F               G 
Oh, y'all, I've been on my best behavior 
F           G 
Honestly, I don't remember 
 

Outro 
      C 
Ring, ring (ring, ring) 
C 
I said ring, ring (ring, ring) 
C 
Ring, ring 
C 
Is anybody home? 
N.C. 
Anybody? 
N.C. 
Y'all gon' come pick me up, right? 
N.C. 
Come on 
N.C.    C 
Please?